'The Fitting' A Short Story by Sarnia de la Mare Tale Teller Club Audiobook Modern Fiction

“The Fitting” is a darkly comic short story about vanity, reinvention, and the voice inside your head that just won’t shut up. Steve’s new hairpiece promises him youth and sex appeal — but Ego has other plans. 'Have you come for a fitting today, Mr. Jones?' The girl was pretty. All hairdressers are beautiful, thought Steve. But then, everyone under 30 was beautiful, once you reach fifty. The effortless beauty of youth walked the streets unabated for the pleasure of the old. 'Yes, that's right, but please call me Steve.' Did I blush, he wondered? I bet I did. 'You did, you are a dick, she wouldn't touch you with a bargepole, or a dead salmon.' The pretty girl told Steve to wait and that his personal hair consultant would be out presently. 'Hello, Steve! So good to see you, let's pop into the fitting studio.' Arabella was glorious. She was all woman, every inch of her beckoned attention. Peachy breasts peeped from a beautician's uniform a...